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At TippyTappySports, our aim is to bring you the best alternative sports commentary from around the world.
Whether it's football, cricket, rugby league or basque pelota, we'll bring you the kind of entertaining insight that only former captains of the under 9A's have access to.
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We survey the full spectrum of Nerds v Julios, new forms of quiet quitting plus our favourite food influencers. Plus a bit of cricket and some rugby. Bit of the old Arsenal too.
Australia has muddled its way through some group games. We’ve had some technical issues. We can agree the Australian team needs more Greeks
It’s been a while. But so what. TTS is forever. So is cricket. Unlike the 50 over World Cup format. Get on it.
Our take on Australia v Pakistan at the Gabba as the 1st test of the summah . Considerable discussion about suncream technology and why duck is better than turkey. Few anecdotes about Adelaide too as we preview the second test.
What to do with Tim Paine, Mitchell Marsh and the consignment of Koala mattresses that were lost in transit.
Jack Leach frothing at the glasses! Steve Smith frothing on his Koala mattress! David Warner generally frothing for no apparent reason. Oh and Tim Paine, doing things only Steve Waugh can -- retaining not winning.
Ben Stokes v Adam Gilchrist! Scaramucci v Trump! Crowe v Himself! What will happen in the 4th test? Is Australia gaslighting England? Is it all over for Tim Paine? Listen, savour, declaim!
Our hot take on the wash up from the Lord's second test. Is Steve Smith finished? Does anyone still care that Jofra Archer is from the 'West Indies'? Why is David Warner's voice so high? Is Justin Langer a poor man's Michael Chieka? No. All this and more!
Our recap of the first test towelling at Edgbaston + ideas for Nick Kyrgios + ways to improve the Tour de France
Our hot take on the post World Cup, pre Ashes hype. How many sandpaper references will there be? Which fast bowler will break down first? Is Matthew Wade Marcus Stoinis in disguise? So many questions! So little time!
The final. Or the tie. Really the asterisk. Plus, what does it mean for the Ashes?
The debacle that was the Aus v Eng semi. Plus - great two toed run outs. Also - alt careers for Maxi and Side Stroinis
Read Morele retour d’aaron timms. Also, how good are showers? Oh yeah aus v england + india v new zealand.
A hot take on nicknames + the joys of cloven hooves. Oh yeah Aust v NZ + India v Eng!
Australia v England! Meetings v Collaboration tools! Plus -- classic listener feedback!
Aust v Bangladesh! Banteng v Nilgai! Folau v The World!
Our hot take on all the recent action from the Cricket World Cup!
Read MoreA hot take on Eero Saarinen v Jorn Utzon + Australia v Pakistan + Steve Smith v Sponsored Content
We discuss Facebook intros, alternative names for the West Indies and what to do about the bail problem
Our take on the early games + what cross laminated timber and generative design can do for your cricketing pipeline!