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At TippyTappySports, our aim is to bring you the best alternative sports commentary from around the world.
Whether it's football, cricket, rugby league or basque pelota, we'll bring you the kind of entertaining insight that only former captains of the under 9A's have access to.
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In record time, England has been humiliated. But does this paper over a number of cracks in the Australian team. We discuss the lack of preparation and sheer witlessness that was that England display. If only they had done more preparation. Or was it less. Who knows.
And 3.5 days later England’s cricketers fell apart. We discuss the Gabba towelling and wonder what it is about Australia that drives England mad. It can’t just be the heat.
Only 3 hours before the match and it’s not clear who’s playing for Australia. Although we do consider the best all time ethnic XI. And wonder what Scott Boland and Mitchy Starch actually talk about.
We’re back 48 hours later. Perhaps it should be a Danny Boyle film. We consider how far into the dust England might be ground. And they only have themselves to blame.
What a time to be alive. We discuss the first Indigenous cricket tour in 1868. And speculate on what exactly Steve Smith gets up to when he’s in NYC. Hint - he’s not seeing a show. Or singing songs at Marie’s Crisis.
What a test and series victory for Australia. Although it does herald the end of Australian players called “Mitchy”. At least we called it very early. Plus our all time dead before their time Australian XI. What a list!
What a thrill to be a Greek Australian. What a victory. Mitchy Marsh still needs to go. He’s done.
We’re back after a brief illness induced hiatus. What a time for Greek Australians everywhere. Plus is it time for George Bailey to go. His face says so.
The madness of Perth Stadium unpacked. And great sledges. Extended analysis of what small dishes the Australian team be indulging in during their extra day in Adelaide. Plus a ska nugget.
Trump is back! Cricket is back! We’re back! Heeeeeeeeere’s Johnny! Or is it Nathan McSweeney. What’s with his surname anyways. Join us for all that and more.
Some things are just worth waiting for. Our rant on the state of Australia and New Zealand cricket is almost one of them. And our take down of the NRL’s Vegas experiment is one for the ages.
Despite knowing nothing about NFL, we give confident opinions on the failed corporate advisory firm Swift & Kelce. We also discuss the benefits of the Juiced Games
They say when the Windies are strong, cricket is strong. But what do they say when Nick Kyrgios is on Only Fans?
The David Warner farewell caravan finally comes to an end. His baggy green has been found. May we never have to hear his name again. Until he runs for the seat of Heffron. May God help us all.
What better way to celebrate the spring of cricket than with… the summer of cricket. Also what’s up with Mitchell ‘Overpitchell’ Johnson? And why is Candice Warner so angry?
Another year another tournament. We’re almost at the end. And now we are.
Read MoreAnother year another tournament. We’re almost at the end.
Read MoreIn a special emergency episode, we discuss Glen Maxwell’s monumental double hundred - is this the greatest performance by an Australian with the use of one leg against Afghanistan since Ben Roberts-Smith’s last photographed beer at the Fat Lady’s Arms? HELLZ YEAH!
We survey the full spectrum of Nerds v Julios, new forms of quiet quitting plus our favourite food influencers. Plus a bit of cricket and some rugby. Bit of the old Arsenal too.
Australia has muddled its way through some group games. We’ve had some technical issues. We can agree the Australian team needs more Greeks