The home of alternative sports commentary
At TippyTappySports, our aim is to bring you the best alternative sports commentary from around the world.
Whether it's football, cricket, rugby league or basque pelota, we'll bring you the kind of entertaining insight that only former captains of the under 9A's have access to.
So keep an eye on our broadcast schedule for upcoming major sporting events.
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So mute the tv. And turn up the tippy tappy!
Our take on Australia v Pakistan at the Gabba as the 1st test of the summah . Considerable discussion about suncream technology and why duck is better than turkey. Few anecdotes about Adelaide too as we preview the second test.
What to do with Tim Paine, Mitchell Marsh and the consignment of Koala mattresses that were lost in transit.
Jack Leach frothing at the glasses! Steve Smith frothing on his Koala mattress! David Warner generally frothing for no apparent reason. Oh and Tim Paine, doing things only Steve Waugh can -- retaining not winning.
Ben Stokes v Adam Gilchrist! Scaramucci v Trump! Crowe v Himself! What will happen in the 4th test? Is Australia gaslighting England? Is it all over for Tim Paine? Listen, savour, declaim!
Our hot take on the wash up from the Lord's second test. Is Steve Smith finished? Does anyone still care that Jofra Archer is from the 'West Indies'? Why is David Warner's voice so high? Is Justin Langer a poor man's Michael Chieka? No. All this and more!
Our recap of the first test towelling at Edgbaston + ideas for Nick Kyrgios + ways to improve the Tour de France
The final. Or the tie. Really the asterisk. Plus, what does it mean for the Ashes?
The debacle that was the Aus v Eng semi. Plus - great two toed run outs. Also - alt careers for Maxi and Side Stroinis
Read MoreA hot take on nicknames + the joys of cloven hooves. Oh yeah Aust v NZ + India v Eng!
Australia v England! Meetings v Collaboration tools! Plus -- classic listener feedback!
Aust v Bangladesh! Banteng v Nilgai! Folau v The World!
Our hot take on all the recent action from the Cricket World Cup!
Read MoreA hot take on Eero Saarinen v Jorn Utzon + Australia v Pakistan + Steve Smith v Sponsored Content
We discuss Facebook intros, alternative names for the West Indies and what to do about the bail problem
Our take on the early games + what cross laminated timber and generative design can do for your cricketing pipeline!
Our preview of Australia’s chances, what team ‘reintegration’ really means plus a special shoutout to Nicole Bradtke
Trying again
Read MoreOur recap of the semi finals, our preview of the final and we speculate on why Australians pronounce the name Aaron to rhyme with Darren. Oh and still more Harry Kane impersonations.
Our take on the quarter finals, our preview of the semis and a survival guide just in case England manages the unthinkable
Our lament for the Socceroos; silly French accents and more bad Michael Caine impersonations -- what more could you possibly want?